Quizzes If Pokémon Go Were Tinder, What Monster Would You Date? Joshua Lewis Editor posted on 5 years ago Share Tweet Google+ 817 views Take the quiz! Name this horse: Goodboy Beverly It Me Gorgeous George, The Prince of Wales Mimsy What's the best thing about stickers? I'm not a child so I have no opinion. The sparkles and glimmers! Forgetting the essential futility of life for one sweet second! The sensual way they feel when I stick them on my tummy. Which of these words is the funniest? Glyph Blart Pyorm Double Indemnity When you hear 'beach', you think... Life's a beach! Haha just a little Parrot Head humor for ya. Sunburn and sand rash. My wife's tragic jellyfish accident. Global warming. Sorry. It's all I think about. What will your tombstone say? "Pretty good, not bad." "Here lies the world's deadliest and sexiest assassin." "I guess say beloved wife and mother. Hey, stop carving everything I'm saying. Wait, is that an avalanche? Yaaarrrrrrgh" "Miss Behavin" and then a winking emoji. Would you rather have a thousand diamonds, or one perfect handshake? I dream of a perfect handshake every night. Diamonds. Duh. Can I pick a handshake where they slip me diamonds like when you tip the valet? Neither, I hate gems and also people. If Pokémon Go Were Tinder, What Monster Would You Date? SHARE YOUR RESULTS Share Tweet Google+ Pinterest YOUR REACTION? 0 AWESOME! 0 NICE 0 LOVED 0 LOL 0 FUNNY 0 FAIL! 0 OMG! 0 EW!